*Job Interview.*
♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*
Manoj :- *M.P. sir*♀OFFICER:- *In full please*Manoj :- *Manoj Pandey*♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*Manoj:- *M.P. sir*♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*Manoj:- *Madan Pandey*♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*Manoj: *M.P. sir*♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*Manoj:- *Madhya pradesh*♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*Manoj:- *M.P.*♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*Manoj:- *Matric Pass*♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*Manoj:- *It is because of M.P. sir*♀OFFICER: *Meaning?*Manoj:- *Money Problem*♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?*Manoj: *MP sir.*♀OFFICER: *And what is that?*Manoj:- *Marvelous Personality*♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*Manoj:- *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*Manoj:- *My Performance.*♀OFFICER:- *I think you have M.P.*Manoj:- *Meaning? Sir!!!*♀OFFICER:- *Mental Problem!!!*...
*Don't laugh alone.*
*Send this to M.P.*
*(Many People)*
*Those are saved in your M.P*
*(Mobile Phone)*
*to put a smile on their faces.*
*I have sent this to u because u all are M.P.*
*(My People)....!!*
