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Theethum Nandrum
Intha thought I have been trying to find a way to express this as a story. But couldnt, so four kutti stories ah solren.
Story 1
It was one sunny morning in mettupalayam, Black Thunder water theme park. For Bommi's sixth brithday and her dad took her to the theme park along with her cousins Priya and Vicky. It was Priya's sixth birthday last week as well but she waited a week, so they can have lots of fun together. At the ticket counter, there was a sign that said "Admission free for children five and below".
The guy with tickets came around, asked the dad "pasngaluku evalo vayasu, sir"
Dad enthusiastically replied "intha payanuku 7, and ivanga rendu perum ipo thaan 6 aachu. Ivaluku inaiku bday, intha ponnuku pona vaaram birthday."
The guy "haha, polaika theriathaveingala irukeenga, 2 perku innum 5 vaysu na enaku theriavava pothu. 4000 save panirklaame sir, seri 8000 aachu"
Dad giving him the money, says "ungaluku theriathu nga, but ivangaluku nalla therium.."
"Ok vaanga pasangala elaarum kai pudinga polaamm"
Story 2
On a cold winter in suburbs of Seattle, WA, there was a swarm of police cars outside a hotel bar. The ambulances were already lined up taking in young kids on a stretcher. There were 14 kids in total, all students of UW. And all except one girl, were drugged in their drinks, likely ketamine. Police questioned the bartender.
Detective: Interesting. What did she drink?
Bartender: She wasnt let in, sir. She is underage.
Detective: Nonsense, arent all these kids underage. Dont act like you dont know that.
Bartender: Sir, we just check for ids, if they are above 18 we let them.
Detective (looks at the girl): Why didnt you get a fake id? Didnt your friends get one for you too?
The Girl: No, sir I didnt. It felt wrong.
Story 3
Keerthana, 8 years old, anaikum aluthute paduka ponaal. Avanga amma, mugathula kaayathodu, avaluku aaruthal soltu iruthaanga. Keerthana: "Yen ma, appa ku namala pidikaatha, unayen ipidi potu adikraanga? Enkita avalo kathi pesraanga kovamma? enaku bayama iruku ma"
Amma: "Cha, apidi ila da. Una adika maatar la, ena thaane adikraaru. Namma appa pathi unaku therium la, sattunu kovathula ethaachu paneervaaru. Nalaiku paaru una epidi gavanipaaru nu. Namma mela avalo paasam da, but nee nala varanum nu thaan kandipa irukaaru."
Story 4
Family court vasala, oru lawyer avanga client amma kita pesraanga.
Amma: Rombo nandri sir, case seekrama mudichu kuduthathuku. Micha irukra en ponnu oda vaalkai aachum nimathiya irukum.
Lawyer: Enaku innume purila ma, yen 8 varushama unga ponnu ethume solala yaarkitayum? ipidi adichu kodumai paneerkaanga? Padicha ponnu, ipidi oru aal kooda epidi iruntha?
Amma: (aluthute solraanga) therila sir, enkita kooda oru vaarthai solala. Veguli ya chellama iruntha sir, ipidi pottu kodumai paneerkaanga.
Theethum Nandrum Petror tharaamal vaara.
Intha thought I have been trying to find a way to express this as a story. But couldnt, so four kutti stories ah solren.
Story 1
It was one sunny morning in mettupalayam, Black Thunder water theme park. For Bommi's sixth brithday and her dad took her to the theme park along with her cousins Priya and Vicky. It was Priya's sixth birthday last week as well but she waited a week, so they can have lots of fun together. At the ticket counter, there was a sign that said "Admission free for children five and below".
The guy with tickets came around, asked the dad "pasngaluku evalo vayasu, sir"
Dad enthusiastically replied "intha payanuku 7, and ivanga rendu perum ipo thaan 6 aachu. Ivaluku inaiku bday, intha ponnuku pona vaaram birthday."
The guy "haha, polaika theriathaveingala irukeenga, 2 perku innum 5 vaysu na enaku theriavava pothu. 4000 save panirklaame sir, seri 8000 aachu"
Dad giving him the money, says "ungaluku theriathu nga, but ivangaluku nalla therium.."
"Ok vaanga pasangala elaarum kai pudinga polaamm"
Story 2
On a cold winter in suburbs of Seattle, WA, there was a swarm of police cars outside a hotel bar. The ambulances were already lined up taking in young kids on a stretcher. There were 14 kids in total, all students of UW. And all except one girl, were drugged in their drinks, likely ketamine. Police questioned the bartender.
Detective: Interesting. What did she drink?
Bartender: She wasnt let in, sir. She is underage.
Detective: Nonsense, arent all these kids underage. Dont act like you dont know that.
Bartender: Sir, we just check for ids, if they are above 18 we let them.
Detective (looks at the girl): Why didnt you get a fake id? Didnt your friends get one for you too?
The Girl: No, sir I didnt. It felt wrong.
Story 3
Keerthana, 8 years old, anaikum aluthute paduka ponaal. Avanga amma, mugathula kaayathodu, avaluku aaruthal soltu iruthaanga. Keerthana: "Yen ma, appa ku namala pidikaatha, unayen ipidi potu adikraanga? Enkita avalo kathi pesraanga kovamma? enaku bayama iruku ma"
Amma: "Cha, apidi ila da. Una adika maatar la, ena thaane adikraaru. Namma appa pathi unaku therium la, sattunu kovathula ethaachu paneervaaru. Nalaiku paaru una epidi gavanipaaru nu. Namma mela avalo paasam da, but nee nala varanum nu thaan kandipa irukaaru."
Story 4
Family court vasala, oru lawyer avanga client amma kita pesraanga.
Amma: Rombo nandri sir, case seekrama mudichu kuduthathuku. Micha irukra en ponnu oda vaalkai aachum nimathiya irukum.
Lawyer: Enaku innume purila ma, yen 8 varushama unga ponnu ethume solala yaarkitayum? ipidi adichu kodumai paneerkaanga? Padicha ponnu, ipidi oru aal kooda epidi iruntha?
Amma: (aluthute solraanga) therila sir, enkita kooda oru vaarthai solala. Veguli ya chellama iruntha sir, ipidi pottu kodumai paneerkaanga.
Theethum Nandrum Petror tharaamal vaara.